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THE JONESES ARE ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

 August 10, 2021 <\/a> Lori Alexander<\/a><\/h5>\n\n\n\n
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Written By Christina Villalobos<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Real actual housewives enjoying a moment of afternoon leisure, pleasant conversation, and beautiful weather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Corporate America would never allow them this simple joy on a random afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They don\u2019t need to keep up with the Mrs. Jones. The Joneses are absolutely miserable. They are in more debt than a third world country. They are a slave to the grind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mrs. Jones, who has everything under the sun, moon, and stars, gets four hours of sleep per night because when she clocks out and gets home, there\u2019s a whole family to nurture and care for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her day literally never ends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The status of house, the two car payments, yes, Mr. and Mrs. Jones look like they have it all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They go on lavish vacations because that\u2019s the only time they literally see each other. And because Mrs. Jones has spent all of her energy giving her best to a boss that probably doesn\u2019t even know her name, she\u2019s too exhausted to enjoy it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I do not envy the upper tier in the least. I would rather wear thrift store dresses and sit on the porch in the afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He maketh the barren woman to keep house, and to be a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD.<\/strong><\/em>
Psalm 113:9<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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